I was confused when I heard music coming from my printer, then l realised the paper was jamming. 

Did you hear what happened when the cheese factory exploded?

There was de-BRIE everywhere! 🧀 

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal…

Elon-gate would be really drawn out.

A guy is brought back to his new girlfriend’s flat after a night out. While she goes into the kitchen to fix a drink, he has a snoop through her bedroom drawers. The first drawer he opens has skimpy nurses uniform, the second has a police women’s uniform and the third has a playboy “bunny girls” costume. When she comes back with the drinks, he says,  “Sorry, I have to go!”

”Whatever for? What’s wrong?” She asks. He looks towards the drawers, somewhat disappointed, and shakes his head.

”If you can’t hold down a job, you’re not the girl for me!”

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? 
 

A smooth operator

What’s the difference between a boy and a dog?

One wears trousers, the other just pants! 😹

Why won't you ever get hungry at the beach? 

Because of all the sand which is there...

Did you hear about the werewolf who swallowed a clock?

He got ticks! 

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!!

“What do we want?”

”Low flying aircraft’s!”

“When do we want them?”

NEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Death

Death wh……..

My friend wouldn’t believe me when I said I could make a bike out of spaghetti! 
You should have seen her face when I rode pasta! 🍝 

Two satsumas in a bar, one goes to the other; 'You're round'.

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?

It was two-tired 

The biggest joke is the Conservatives! 

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K

HD MI

I got offered a TV with a broken sound system for £50...  I couldn't turn it down!

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

World Laughter Day is an annual event celebrated on the first Sunday of May. The day is dedicated to promoting laughter as a universal language of peace and understanding. Laughter has been scientifically proven to have numerous health benefits, both physically and mentally. It reduces stress, boosts the immune system, and improves mood. In addition, laughter is a great tool for bringing people together and breaking down barriers between different cultures and societies.

What is World Laughter Day? 

 The idea of World Laughter Day was first proposed by Dr. Madan Kataria, founder of the Laughter Yoga movement. Laughter Yoga is a unique concept that combines yoga breathing techniques with intentional laughter to create a joyful and uplifting experience. The first World Laughter Day was celebrated in 1998 in Mumbai, India, and since then, it has become a global phenomenon.

On World Laughter Day, people come together in public spaces to laugh, play games, and have fun. The day is celebrated in over 100 countries around the world, with events ranging from small gatherings to large-scale festivals. The goal is to spread the message of laughter and its positive impact on society.

 

Apps that’ll make you laugh and promote mindfulness

There are also many apps that promote laughter and positivity. Here are two apps that you can use to celebrate World Laughter Day and promote a healthy mind:

Laugh My App Off (LMAO) 

Laugh My App off (LMAO) is the new way of getting your “HAHA’s and LOL’s” on the go! It’s been scientifically proven that laughter is the best medicine and with Laugh My App Off, it is guaranteed to give you the best quips and jests all day long.

iOS - Android

Smiling Mind

This app is a mindfulness and meditation app that is designed to help you reduce stress and improve your mental wellbeing. It offers a range of guided meditations, mindfulness exercises, and relaxation techniques. The app also includes a laughter exercise that you can use to boost your mood and promote positivity. Smiling Mind is available for free on both Android and iOS.

iOS - Android

 

Giveaway Time!

We’re giving one lucky winner the chance to win a £100 Currys gift voucher.

This month we want our Community members to come together and make each other laugh! So, we’re asking you to post your favorite Joke below, and we’ll randomly select a winner.

When posting your joke, please be mindful of other members. Any jokes deemed to be offensive will be removed and members may be banned from using the Community in the future. 

Entries close at 23:59 on 19th May 2024. Winners are chosen at random, and we'll announce the lucky iD community member shortly after.

We’ll notify the winner by direct message here on the Community, so please keep an eye on your inbox.

Good luck!

 

Did you know that people in Dubai hate the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do 😁

What’s E.T. short for?

Because he only has little legs

INTERVIEWER: " What would you say are your main qualities?"
APPLICANT: "Well, I lack empathy for people and I've been described as uncooperative, bordering on downright hostile"
INTERVIEWER: " Excellent!, Start on Monday at the doctors reception desk"

I went to the bee keeper to get 12 bees 
He gave me 13 
I asked why he gave me an extra one
He said it was a freebee 

- Have you seen a film called Constipation? 

- No

- It’s because it never came out.