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Two cannibals eating a clown - one says "hey, does this taste funny to you?"

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If you boil a funny bone does it become a laughing stock?

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I went to the doctors recently He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty” I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?” He said, “No. Fatty, don’t eat anything."

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Dad: Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Wow! That's the worst case of parking sons disease I have ever seen.

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My wife hates it when our next door neighbour sunbathes topless in her garden. Personally I’m on the fence.

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water.

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A policeman stops a car... Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living? Miner: Mine

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Wife: "I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it!" Husband: [peeing on jellyfish] "This is for stinging my wife."

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I told my son to stop playing Russian roulette, but you know how it is with kids... In one ear, out the other!

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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s very time consuming.

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My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle. Strange surname, but she tortoise well.

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My wife asked me if I think our kids are spoiled. I said, no, I think all kids smell like that.

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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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My mate told me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said may-be....

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Policeman: "I'm here to tell you that your son has burned down the school" Parents: "you mean arson?" Policeman: "Yes, your son"

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My auntie Marge has been ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better.

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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone, then it dawned on me

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"Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group?" "Do you mean a choir?" "OK, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"

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My least favourite colour is purple. I hate it more than blue and red combined.

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Ribbed condoms are a rip off - they don't even taste of ribs.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

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You know which animal kills the most people in the world? The hepatitis bee.

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At first I thought it was great dating an archaeologist. Then I found out she was a gold digger and her future lies in ruins.

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Why did the blind man fall into the well? He coudn't see that well.

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What's the opposite of coffee? Sneezy!

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