Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.
Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.
You probably had to be there, right?
So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.
Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.
Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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Whats pink and hard in the morning?
The FT Crossword!
The FT Crossword!
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Whats brown and steams out of cowes
IoW ferry!
IoW ferry!
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Why was the mobile phone looking so relaxed?
It had just received a text massage!
It had just received a text massage!
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My dog's got no dictionary.
How does he spell awful?
How does he spell awful?
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Two dinosaurs hiding from Tyrannosaurus Rex. First one says to second Doyouthinkhesaurus?
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What did they call the judge who had no thumbs....Justice Fingers....
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick!
A stick!
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So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants scurrying around frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord, and they're my tenants.
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Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!
A stick!
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My girlfriend has always wanted a breast reduction so I paid for it...
...she's only got the 2 now
...she's only got the 2 now
A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman “I’m lost! Have you seen my dad?”
The barman looks up and says “I don’t know; what does he look like?”
The barman looks up and says “I don’t know; what does he look like?”
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Lad comes running in the room says " dad there's a man at the door with a bald head"....dad says "tell hom to go away son... I've already got one !"
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What does your dog and your mobile phone have in common?
They both have Collar ID...
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I went to the doctor because I had a cough.
She said "You've got the flu, bronchitis, and onomatopoeia."
"What's onomatopoeia?" I asked.
"It's exactly what it sounds like", she replied.
She said "You've got the flu, bronchitis, and onomatopoeia."
"What's onomatopoeia?" I asked.
"It's exactly what it sounds like", she replied.
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What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
Chicken caesar salad!
Chicken caesar salad!
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