Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.
Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.
You probably had to be there, right?
So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.
Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.
Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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I went to library and said to the assistant "I don't know the title, but do you have the book about how to cope if you're not well endowed".
She looked at the computer and said "I Don't Think It's In Yet" and I said "That's the one".
She looked at the computer and said "I Don't Think It's In Yet" and I said "That's the one".
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Whats the difference between a duck?
one of its legs are both the same
one of its legs are both the same
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is this where i can enter the joke competition?--if not where? if yes how?
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Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.
Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well: Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.
You probably had to be there, right?
So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.
Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.
Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
Oldest Joke I know... Why did the Orange stop half way up the hill?... Because he ran out of juice!
“Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking batter acid. The other one was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”
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“ A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says “That will be €2.49.” The duck says
“Put it on my bill”.
”
“Put it on my bill”.
”
What do you call a choir boy?
Sam-sung.
What do you call a choir boy on the moon?
Sam-sung galaxy. (I asked my partner and he said Sam-sung galaxy note - I like this too 😂).
*these aren't that bad considering I made them up myself at 11pm tonight * 😐
Sam-sung.
What do you call a choir boy on the moon?
Sam-sung galaxy. (I asked my partner and he said Sam-sung galaxy note - I like this too 😂).
*these aren't that bad considering I made them up myself at 11pm tonight * 😐
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What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
😁
Nice belt!
😁
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What do you call a budgie that's been over by a Lawn Mower?
Shredded Tweet!
Shredded Tweet!
Why don't Mexicans like instructions??
They only have manuels!!
They only have manuels!!
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Skepta told me don't watch nothin'
So I went home and smashed my TV
So I went home and smashed my TV
What’s pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
whats blue and fluffy?
...
pink fluff holding its breath!!
Pink fluff
whats blue and fluffy?
...
pink fluff holding its breath!!
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How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the garden
Chase it round the garden
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