Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.
Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.
You probably had to be there, right?
So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.
Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.
Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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What sort of cheese do you use to hide a horse?
Marscapone
Marscapone
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I put all of my money into a new 'Crab In Your Pocket' business but it's not going half as well as I thought it would - I'm starting to feel the pinch.
Thank you to everyone for taking part in National Joke Day Competition, we did have to delete a few inappropriate comments! However, we have picked @Jaiplum and @Captbirthday
Well done! You have a £50 Curry's voucher each.
You’ll receive an email today with all the relevant details.
A huge thank you to everyone who entered and shared a funny joke.
Keep an eye out for next month’s competition 😁
Thanks,
The iD Mobile Team
Well done! You have a £50 Curry's voucher each.
You’ll receive an email today with all the relevant details.
A huge thank you to everyone who entered and shared a funny joke.
Keep an eye out for next month’s competition 😁
Thanks,
The iD Mobile Team
Userlevel 1
How does a farmer count his cows?
With a cow-culator!
With a cow-culator!
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I've just started a new business making locks for mouse doors. Very low key.
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In this weather I feel sorry for people who work in Gregg's.
They must be baking....
They must be baking....
I took the kids to the zoo the other day.
It wasn't a great zoo, they only had a single exhibit - it was a small dog, it was a Shih Tzu.
It wasn't a great zoo, they only had a single exhibit - it was a small dog, it was a Shih Tzu.
Some years ago I used to be really overweight and this is because I had trouble with my feet - I couldn't keep them out of Chip Shops !
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Two cannibals were eating a clown, one says to the other 'does this taste funny to you?'
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How did the Mathematician solve his constipation?
With a pencil.
With a pencil.
Man goes into a shop and asks if there are any helicopter crisps, shop keeper says no, only PLANE!!😂
What do you call a hungry train ?
A chew chew train.
Why was the tractor magic?
Because he turned into a field
A chew chew train.
Why was the tractor magic?
Because he turned into a field
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Irene is so ugly that when she went to the ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals!”
Userlevel 1
What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
KETCHUP
KETCHUP
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
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