Got a blind date set up by friends, went to restaurant one of my friends met me and told me what table , really excited I approached the table said hello sweetness and sat down,  mat have been different if he had shaved , all my so called ex friends appeared. 

I thought the Valentine card my husband gave me looked familiar, at the end of the day he confessed that he had forgotten to buy a card and recycled last years card 

I said I'd pick this lovely girl up, but what she didn't know was I'd be turning up on a moped, with a fishbowl helmet, she wasn't impressed, but we have been married 36 years.

I was once being escorted home after a date with a guy who was big into his rugby. At the end of the street, I had mentioned something about it looks painful when they tackle in rugby, to which he decided to tackle me into the flower bed unannounced apparently wanting to show me it was fine!!!! After asking him wtf, and getting the soil off my little black dress, I advised him I would be walking the remainder of the trip alone. And no, we would not be meeting up again!!!! 🙄

My first date with my now wife did not go to plan! en route to visit her i got lost and could find our meet spot. I also got into a small car crash where (I was fine) but my wing mirror wasn't! All this compounded to mean I was was nearly an hour late for my date. I walked into our date sweating and flustered which made for a very uncomfortable first part of our date. It soon warmed up though and gave some funny stories to tell on our wedding day :-)

• I thought ice skating would be romantic—until I stepped onto the rink.
• She glided effortlessly, looking like a winter movie scene. I, on the other hand, clung to the wall like a terrified koala.
• “Need help?” she teased, skating circles around me.
• “Of course not,” I lied, pushing off with confidence… and immediately face-planting.
• She tried to help me up, but in the process, I grabbed her hand, lost balance again, and took her down with me. Now we were both on the ice, laughing uncontrollably.
• “Smooth,” she said, shaking her head.
• I grinned. “Falling for me already?”

When I was much younger a friend said a builder working near her work place had asked her out.  As she didn’t know him well, she asked him to bring a friend so that I could go as well. (Safety in numbers!) We arranged to meet at the corner of her road.  At the set time, a car pulled up and we jumped in.  We all headed to a pub and whilst the men went to get drinks my friend suddenly burst into laughter.  It seems it was NOT the man who had asked her out! These guys had obviously just pulled up as we had been standing there looking a bit lost!  They must have been really surprised when we just got into their car! We told them what had happened and we all actually had a great night out!  (The builder never spoke to her again as he thought he had been stood up!)

When i was in the military servng in Northern Ireland i was going out with a lovely looking lass for about 3 weeks before i had to go on a 6 week training course back in Catterick. We kept in touch throughout my course and made arrangements to meet up when i got back. When i got back i went to the place that we had agreed to met and i forgot what she looked like as i did not have a photo. That was the end of that romance. GUTTED….

Fancy Argentinian steakhouse. Really expensive. He knocks a large class of pricey red wine on the floor. Breaks the glass. Went on to do it plenty of times at home too!

On a date my boyfriend said I should drive (his new car) - on trying to negotiate an enclosed parking area I pranged the car, mortified I thought that was the last time he would see me.  I was wrong, he has been my husband for 50 years.