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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    August 16, 2019
    How did the Mathematician solve his constipation?

    With a pencil.
    BigAl1955
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    August 16, 2019
    Man goes into a shop and asks if there are any helicopter crisps, shop keeper says no, only PLANE!!😂
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Here’s a joke:
    Boris Johnson
    Marty_P_74
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    August 16, 2019
    I'm into fitness.
    Fitness pizza in my mouth! 😛🤤
    sarkymark1
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    August 16, 2019
    Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, amnesiac agnostic?
    He lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.....
    lauramann1984
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a hungry train ?
    A chew chew train.

    Why was the tractor magic?
    Because he turned into a field
    sarkymark1
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    August 16, 2019
    A man walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a double entrendre.

    So she gives him one.....
    Olivia 201110
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    August 16, 2019
    Why did the baker have a brown hand ? He needed a poo poo
    sarkymark1
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    August 16, 2019
    A limbo dancer walks into a bar..
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    August 16, 2019
    Irene is so ugly that when she went to the ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals!”