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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    ....

    Burn the hell out of it
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    Patient - "Doctor, doctor - I feel trapped between two jokes."

    Doctor - "Who's there?"
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    I bought my Dad a fridge for Father's Day - I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it
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    What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?

    KETCHUP
    PhilBr
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    I always read my wife's horoscope, to see what sort of day I'm going to have....
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    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
    He worked it out with a pencil.
    Graemeska
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    Why are there no Asprins in the jungle ?

    Because the parrots ate them all !
    Boulder Dash
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    Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: 6

    1 to change the bulb 5 to sing about how good the old bulb was. 👍