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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    Gillk
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    August 16, 2019
    What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
    “Breathe, man! Breathe!”
    tomboughton
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    August 16, 2019
    Whats blue and not heavy?

    Light Blue
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    August 16, 2019
    Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    It wasn't peeling very well
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What did the pepperoni say to the chef?
    D'ya wanna pizza me?
    (My daughter's favourite)
    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    My grandad died peacefully in his sleep. Unlike the passengers on his bus who died screaming.
    kt4u
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    August 16, 2019
    Allotment holder to policeman: Someone keeps dumping soil on my allotment.

    Policeman: .. the plot thickens
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Why did the sand blush?
    Because the sea weed
    Reaps84
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    August 16, 2019
    According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-horse, half-human doctor.

    This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
    “Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.” - Deadpool
    Lancsamb
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    August 16, 2019
    I was in the bank today and this nice little old lady asked if I could help her check her balance, so I pushed her over.
    Bonita Louise
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    August 16, 2019
    I’m deathly afraid of elevators.

    I take many steps to avoid them.