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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    Eternalrose88
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    August 16, 2019
    I don't trust stairs.
    They're always up to something.
    ItsDare
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Why does the Swedish military have barcodes on the side of their ships?

    So they can Scan-de-navy-in
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    what did Noah do to his apple? hebruised it
    greig23
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    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs
    Foxykeepsakes
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Just been to the Gym, they've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour coz I started to feel sick. Its great though it does everything Kitkats, Snickers, Mars Bars, Crisps, the effing lot!!!!!
    mr_reedo
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Yesterday I was outside trying to catch fog.

    mist
    Foxykeepsakes
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, "A beer for me, and one for the giraffe, please." So they proceed to drink. Then: "...a shot for me and one for the giraffe, too" And they keep drinking all evening. Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar. The guy pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender shouts out, "Hey! You're not going to leave that lying on the floor, are you?" The guy replies "That's not a lion... it's a giraffe."
    Nikki
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    I’ve just burned my Hawaiian pizza.

    I should have put it on aloha temperature...
    Helpful Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a donkey with three legs?
    A Wonky.

    What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?
    A Winky Wonky.

    What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye, that sings songs by the Rolling Stones?
    A Honky Tonky Winky Wonky.
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    I wasn’t particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine.