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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    339 replies

    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    When I was younger I was very addicted to the Hokey Cokey! But I turned myself around, and that's what it's all about!
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What do you say to the Zen Master hot dog seller?
    Make me one with everything
    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a unicorn without a horn? Pointless
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What do Henry the 8th and Kermit the Frog have in common?
    The same middle name
    Astrobunee
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    I've watched Mary Poppins so many times I started getting problems with my sight. I went to the doctors to get it checked out, apparently I had umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
    Pandypops
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    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    I don't know if this is a proper joke but here I go...

    Ask Google why the Corn-flakes were invented...

    Advice, avoid any liquid ingestion while proceeding
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    It's sad, but all the good jokes about gas argon
    Georgeasher
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    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant!

    Roll on next year!
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Which is the most interesting thing about Slough?
    The bus to London
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?
    Because it lost its contacts