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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    Gremlin
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    August 16, 2019
    2 monkeys were in the bath and one said “oooh ooh ooh, aahh aahh aahh”, so the other one said “ we’ll put some cold in then” !
    SimonTisseyre
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    August 16, 2019
    Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory? There was de Brie everywhere
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    August 16, 2019

    What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
    Brianxyz
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    August 16, 2019
    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the kings horses and all the kings men
    Had scrambled egg for breakfast.
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    August 16, 2019

    What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
    ERJ
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call somebody with a newspaper on their head?

    Russell!
    FranciscoDP
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?...
    -a head banger! 😂
    yumcoconut
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    August 16, 2019
    What did Jay-Z call his future wife before they got married?

    His Feyoncé 🙂
    LWill123
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    August 16, 2019
    I actually got a signal with ID mobile. Just kidding! 😂
    So true!! 🤣🤣
    Krusty
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    August 16, 2019
    Whats is the best selling cook book in Vietnam?

    100 Ways to wok your dog.