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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    Krusty
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    August 16, 2019
    The Norwegian navy vessels all have a large bar code printed on the side of the hull, this is for when
    they sail into port, so that they can Scandinavian.
    Lorraine26
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    August 16, 2019
    What type of bees make milk? Boobies.
    MummaK
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    August 16, 2019
    Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
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    August 16, 2019
    A millennial walks into a micropub and asks the bar man for a job. The bar man says "no".
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    August 16, 2019
    Who’s the coolest guy who works at the hospital? The ultrasound guy.
    Who the coolest guy when the ultrasound guy is on holiday? The hip replacement guy
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    August 16, 2019

    Kevbanham
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    August 16, 2019
    I swopped our bed the other day for a trampoline... The wife hit the roof
    kinsonben
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    August 16, 2019
    Two monkeys in a bath and one turns to the other and says"Ooh Ooh Aah Aah.." and the other one says "put some more cold water in then..
    Kasey
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    August 16, 2019
    So I went to the doctors the other day and it was at the top of a very tall building and I said I have got a very bad sore throat and runny nose and the doctor said ‘flu’ and I said no I came up in the lift! 😂😂😂
    Krusty
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    August 16, 2019
    I stayed up all last night wondering where the sun goes, then it dawned on me.