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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    pchev98
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    August 16, 2019
    What did one eye say to the other eye?

    ...

    There's something between us that smells...!
    andrewgc
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    August 17, 2019
    I went to library and said to the assistant "I don't know the title, but do you have the book about how to cope if you're not well endowed".

    She looked at the computer and said "I Don't Think It's In Yet" and I said "That's the one".
    GSHgunner
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    August 17, 2019
    Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? ............ Because then it would be a foot.
    Ian Willis
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    August 17, 2019
    Name a fictional character half man half beast? Buffalo Bill.
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    August 17, 2019
    Did you hear about when the mobile phone died.......




    The funeral was very sad .........



    But the reception was excellent
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    August 17, 2019
    What did the fish say when he unexpectedly swam into a wall under the water?
    ...Dam!
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    August 17, 2019
    What did the German Policeman say to his tummy?
    ”You are under a vest!”
    Charlotte6M
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    August 17, 2019
    What does a pirate say on their 80th birthday?
    "Aye matey!"
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    August 17, 2019
    What wobbles when it flies?
    A jellycopter!
    Chaarlr
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    August 17, 2019
    What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
    Hallou-mi