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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    i.gorocs
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    August 16, 2019
    According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles... never get over it 😂
    Andrewbyron
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    “ A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says “That will be €2.49.” The duck says

    “Put it on my bill”.
    Andrewbyron
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    “Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking batter acid. The other one was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”

    .
    Theresa 2411
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What time did the Chinese man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty 🤣😂
    Choppalop
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    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Oldest Joke I know... Why did the Orange stop half way up the hill?... Because he ran out of juice!
    LLynch
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    August 16, 2019
    Are you having a laugh?
    Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
    Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

    Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well: Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

    You probably had to be there, right?

    So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

    Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

    Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    is this where i can enter the joke competition?--if not where? if yes how?
    Kelandab
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?... a Receding Hare-line
    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Whats the difference between a duck?

    one of its legs are both the same
    pchev98
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Why was the cheese lopsided?

    ...

    Because it only had one Stilton!