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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    Amystuart9295
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    August 16, 2019
    What’s pink and fluffy?

    Pink fluff

    whats blue and fluffy?
    ...
    pink fluff holding its breath!!
    Savagegtammy
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    August 16, 2019
    Apparently you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password.

    It's not stroganoff!
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    August 16, 2019
    Skepta told me don't watch nothin'
    So I went home and smashed my TV
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    August 16, 2019
    Why don't Mexicans like instructions??
    They only have manuels!!
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a budgie that's been over by a Lawn Mower?


    Shredded Tweet!
    Gary gadget
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a cow who has just given birth? De-calf-inated
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    August 16, 2019
    What did the zero say to the eight?

    Nice belt!

    😁
    Andrewbyron
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    August 16, 2019

    What is a cat's favorite book?

    The Great Catsby.

    4. Why don't cats play poker?

    Too many cheetahs.
    BeckJane95
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a choir boy?
    Sam-sung.

    What do you call a choir boy on the moon?
    Sam-sung galaxy. (I asked my partner and he said Sam-sung galaxy note - I like this too 😂).

    *these aren't that bad considering I made them up myself at 11pm tonight * 😐
    Andrewbyron
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    August 16, 2019
    Why did the meatballs tell the
    Spaghetti go to bed

    it was pasta bednight