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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    What do you call a woman who throws her bill on to the fire?

    Bernadette!
    Kellywong
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    August 16, 2019
    What did the guy say when he walked into a bar?
    "Ouch!"
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    August 16, 2019
    I said "how long will my spaghetti be?"

    The waiter said "I don't know, we never measure it."
    Mammy1
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    August 16, 2019
    A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks: “Why the long face?” 🐴🤣
    Pinkdahlia74
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    August 16, 2019
    What did mommy corn say to baby corn??
    wheres popcorn 😂
    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Did you know you can now buy tomato sauce and baked beans online?

    It's the benefit of Heinz site....
    Jenmcdee123
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    What was humpty Dumpty wearing when he fell off the wall?
    A shell suit 😂😂😂
    Rickedd
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a star wars wookie who makes pots with clay and a magic wand?

    Hairy Potter
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    Why do orphans go to church?

    its the only place they get to call anyone father
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    What do you call two men standing in the window?

    Kurt and Rod