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How to boost your mood and win big this World Laughter Day!

  • April 15, 2025
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How to boost your mood and win big this World Laughter Day!
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Dean Beard
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"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."


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Got to be a Homer Simpson quote….

Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.


Twotoucans
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There was Daddy Balloon, Mummy Balloon and little Baby Balloon.
 
Every night Baby Balloon would sleep snugly between Mummy and
Daddy Balloon until, one night, Daddy Balloon said to Baby Balloon…
 
“Now son, we want to be proud of you, you’re growing up and
it’s about time you slept all night in your own bed…will you do that
for us?”
 
Baby Balloon sniffled and cried a little but agreed and so Daddy Balloon
took Baby Balloon to his little bed and tucked him up for the night…
Once again Daddy Balloon said…
 
“Both Mummy Ballon and I want to be proud of you…so please stay
in your own bed until morning”
 
Daddy Balloon goes back to bed…but just one hour later…Baby Balloon
climbs out of his bed and tries to squeeze into Mummy and Daddy
Balloon’s bed…but, try as he might, he can’t get in…so he takes
Daddy Balloon’s nozzle and let’s some air out…but he still can’t
squeeze in…so he goes around to Mummy Balloon’s side of the bed,
takes her nozzle and let’s some of her air out…he STILL can’t quite
squeeze in…SO…Baby Balloon takes his own nozzle and lets some
of his own air out…and…AT LAST he manages to squeeze in and
nestle down between Mummy and Daddy Balloon
 
When they all wake up in the morning…Daddy Balloon sees
Baby Balloon and becomes rather angry…he says…
 
“Look Baby Balloon…I asked you to stay in your OWN bed all night
so we could be proud of you and here you are back in OUR bed!!”
 
Baby Balloon says:
 
“Sorry Daddy”
 
then Daddy Ballon says…
 
“It’s just NOT good enough son…
 
…You’ve let ME down
 
….You’ve let your MOTHER down
 
…but MOST of all…you’ve let YOURSELF down”

 


Why did the AI go to therapy?
Because it had too many unresolved queries. 


Alfredo Fernandes
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One of my favorite jokes that always makes me grin is: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's simple, clever, and always brings a smile. I’d love a chance to win those Sony WH-1000XM5 headphones to enjoy some great podcasts and music with noise-cancelling bliss. Thanks for the fun opportunity.


seoirse29
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"My wife texted me this morning and said, 'Your great.' I replied, 'No, you’re great.' She’s been in a great mood ever since. I should correct her grammar more often."


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Not a specific video but news bloopers always make me laugh


I’ve got an absolutely hilarious video in my phone of a man trying to balance on an egg on one foot, he then slips off the egg, flips and lands head first on the egg and it smashes, on his face. It may not sound that funny but trust me if you want to see it let me know, you’ll be crying laughing at it 😂😂


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A man and a giraffe walk in to a bar, and the man orders a few drinks. Eventually they both get really drunk before the giraffe falls over on to the floor. 

The man goes to walk out, at which point the barman shouts "Oi, you can't leave that lyin' there' ... and the man drunkenly replies "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe".


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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

 

Tooth hurty!


John Wasilewski
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My daughter was doing history homework and asked what I knew about Galileo 

I said "He was a poor boy from a poor family "


Kalexisgw23
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For me it has to the “The receipts podcast” with Tolly and Audrey. They are so down to earth and hilarious, yet so caring with the advice they give to listeners who write in - their banter always cracks me up. 


Marilyn Williams
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The Chief apologizes

Find the video on Youtube

Hilarious and witty


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Wooden overcoats podcast. Sitcom about a funeral director. Very silly and funny 


Royc
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Ship in distress  to German coastguard. Help we are in serious trouble. Coastguard ' What  is your  problem.  Ship 'Be Quick we are sinking '. Coastguard  ' Vhat are you  sinking  about '


It's got to be the Bricklayers Accident report form 😂

https://youtu.be/rb3eG1xwg3Q?feature=shared


Alfredo Fernandes
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One of my favorite jokes is: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. It always makes me grin because it’s a clever pun that combines humor with a bit of wordplay.


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What do call James Bond when he's in the bath…

 

...bubble O seven 


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My children got me onto the Ask the Nincompoops podcast. Pure absurd humour. The three of us often end up crying with laughter when we listen to it.


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I love my podcasts, my favourites that never fail to make me giggle are; Parenting Hell (Rob Beckett & Josh Widdicombe) and Sh*gged, Married and Annoyed (with the Ramsey’s)


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  • May 2, 2025

It’d have to be when I used to live with my dad and he cleverly wrote a note to me and my sister- 

“gone Chopin, Bach soon!”

 

always makes me smile, even as I write and share this. 😂
 

 


If I'm allowed another.…

Barry's Minty Biscuit 🍪 😂

 

 


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Why did the Jelly Baby go to school?

 

 

 

He wanted to be a Smartie!🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Doctor, I keep dreaming I’m a pig

How long has this been going on?

About a weeeeeeeeek


Why shouldn't you wear y-fronts in Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout