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World Laughter Day 2024.

  • April 30, 2024
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What do you do when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

You Rise & Shine!


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One strawberry says to the other strawberry "if we hadn't been in the same bed together, we wouldn't be in this jam now."


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Two snakes talking. One says "Sid, just remind me, are we the kind of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze them or are we the venomous kind ?".  Sid says "Can't remember.  Why do you ask ?"  "Well, I just bit my tongue".


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What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe de Floppe


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Have you heard the joke about the butter ? 

I'm not gonna tell u just in case you spread it  🤣🤣🤣


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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.


Brian Di
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The Conservative Party


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What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1.


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I have two brothers coming round today. Well they are twins and Chinese.  Plus the both have only got one leg. One is called Lee Ning and the other Thai won shew.


Michele Proctor
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What is white and blue, and sits in the corner of the kitchen ?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket……..


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What do you call a fly with no wings or legs           a  current


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What is an ig?

 

It’s an igloo without a toilet!


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If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there. 
 

I found a book called how to fix 50% of your problems. So I ended up buying 2. 


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Saw a man standing on one leg at at ATM.

Confused, I.asked him what he was doing..…

He said "just checking my balance"


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A man is in court for theft. The judge says to him "you have been found guilty of stealing a tin of peaches, how many peaches were in the tin". The man replies "7". The judge says "okay I will give you 7 months in prison". The man's wife stands up in the gallery and says " he also stole a tin of peas".


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Why didn’t the skeleton have a mobile? 

He had no body to talk to!


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What is a clean house a sign of?

That there's no internet connection!


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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Wi’ Jammin.

How do Bob Marley’s friends like their donuts? They like Jammin too !


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Two lepers playing cards

one threw his hand in

the other laughed his head off

👋🙃


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How many ears does Spock have?......a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier ...


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OK this is bad, but… 

 

Why did the Nokia brick go to school?

 

It wanted to become a smartphone!


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I went for a job interview today.  They asked me how I performed under pressure.

I told them ok, but I do a great version of Bohemian Rhapsody


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What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers


Damoplym
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How do you make a dog drink?

Put it in a blender 


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What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.