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Knock knock.

Whose there?

Budgie

Budgie who?

Budgie over and give me a seat.


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  • May 6, 2024

What do you call a man with a wooden leg

 

its a matter of Opinion


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Why are pirates 🏴‍☠️ called pirates?

They just arrrre!


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  • May 6, 2024

A man walked into a bar. 

Ouch!


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  • May 6, 2024

We'll we'll we'll...if it isn't autocorrect

 


Alisha Rowson
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me phone bill


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  • May 7, 2024

A truck carrying Microsoft software has just overturned on the main road… well that's the Word on the street.


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  • May 7, 2024

I worked for billy smarts circus for 10 years, I was the only one that could get the tent in the bag.


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  • May 7, 2024

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!


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  • May 7, 2024

So, I went into my local record store and asked “Have you got anything by The Doors?”.

The assistant replied “Yes, a pair of fire extinguishers, mate!”


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  • May 7, 2024

Why does Tigger smell ?

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Because he plays with Pooh

 


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  • May 7, 2024

What's small and round, and laughs a lot?

A tickled onion!


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  • May 7, 2024

What do you call a cow with no legs?         Ground beef!


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  • May 7, 2024

What do snowmen do when they're not feeling well?

They take a chill pill!


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  • May 7, 2024

Why does Tigger smell ? Because he plays with Pooh


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  • May 7, 2024

🦆🍞🦆🍞🦆🍞🦆🍞🦆🍞🦆

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bloomin bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any blooming bread, ask me again and I'll nail your blinking beak to the bar you irritating bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

🦆🍞🦆🍞🦆🍞🦆🍞🦆🍞🦆


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  • May 8, 2024

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.


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  • May 8, 2024

My mate came second in a Winston Churchill lookalike competition. He was close, but no cigar


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  • May 9, 2024

Two Oranges rolling down the road. One stopped. Why?

It ran out of juice.


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  • May 9, 2024

Erik ten Hag will deservedly be crowned manager of the season😉🤣


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  • May 9, 2024

I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone.

 

Then Samsung 😂


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  • May 10, 2024

If pigs could fly, Scotland Yard would be the next London Airport


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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Answer: It had a really big bill.


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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.


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  • May 12, 2024

Knock knock... who's there.... dishwasher.... dishwasher who? Dishwasher way I shpoke before I had falsh teesh!