I once ended a decent date with a nice man with "See you later dude." 

I was mortified, but he found it hilarious 

I went on a fancy dinner date, restaurant was about 30 min drive from my house and he drives me. Got all the way home and forgot my bag with, phone, purse and house keys in it so had to make him drive all the way back to collect the bag and drop me back off home. Rather embarrassed 😅

I thought I was hitting it off with this guy, until he pulled out a miniature easel and started sketching me mid-conversation, announcing he "needed to capture my essence."

I was once ‘asked out’ as all my friends and family had plans on my birthday. 
she suggested we go to the zoo, her treat. We turned up at the front gate and she’d forgotten her purse. She was mortified for the whole day but I had to pay for everything (this was a good ten years ago now) as we came to the end of the date, to stop any awkwardness, I basically pushed her out of a rolling car! 

I invited my lovely Greek boyfriend (at the time)round for dinner and decided to cook toad in the hole. Didn’t cross my mind he wouldn’t know what it was. When I served it up and he saw the wee brown lumps in the Yorkshire, he looked at me absolutely horrified and asked “what on earth did you do?”. He thought I’d been down the pond catching our tea in some bizarre attempt to woo him!

I flew to another country to meet (my now partner of 4 years) for the first time however once I landed I realised the airline had lost my luggage. I had no idea what to do and was in tears. It was also my first time flying on my own so was very frustrated and confused. After getting it sorted with airport staff, I left and entered the arrivals lounge soaked in tears and face all red and blotchy 🤣 Great first impression 🥳

When I went on my first date with my now husband, we was in the hotel room and as I was getting out of bed, I popped my sciatic nerve and I couldn’t physically move so when he was in the bathroom and come out, I said ‘babe, I’m stuck!’ He thought he was in for a good time when in reality, I couldn’t physically move! HAHAHA

Went on a date while studying abroad and ended seeing my class mates at the same place that I was on the date!! I was so embarrassed and shy 

We once went to portugal on a romantic break and my partner was made up coming out the restaurant with a bottle of mateus rose wine and red roses (showing off) and it was pouring down with rain he slipped on the wet path way and fell right on his bum but somehow managed to save the mateus rose but had a sore back for a few weeks 🤣 we was only in our teens we are 40 years old married now. 🙂 

Went to a guys house for dinner. When I arrived, he asked me to take my shoes off. OK, fine. Then he told me how disappointed he was that I had socks on. Said he wouldn't mind if I wanted to take them off too. I politely said I was fine with them on. So he said maybe later then. With a wink. During dinner it was obvious he had a thing about feet. Said the first thing that he noticed about me was I always wore beautiful shoes. But disappointed I didn't wear more open toe shoes.