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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    Arthud01
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    August 16, 2019
    Patient: Doctor, there is a strawberry growing out of my head. Doctor: Just put some cream on it!
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    August 16, 2019
    I actually got a signal with ID mobile. Just kidding! 😂
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    August 16, 2019

    Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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    August 16, 2019
    Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff.... Tequila 😆
    Zakimef
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    August 16, 2019
    Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Obama are standing at Gods throne in heaven. God asks Hillary and Obama what they believe in. They believe in peace happiness and hard work. God asks Donald trump what he believes in.
    Trump: “I believe you’re in my seat.”😂😂😂
    Maze55
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    August 16, 2019
    What did the handsome male bird say to the pretty lady bird? "send me a tweet"
    Leon Corbin
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    August 16, 2019
    why would you go to the paint store, if you're on a diet?

    You'll be able to get thinner there!
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Are you having a laugh?
    me: ive got a knock knock joke but you have to start it
    person: knock knock
    me: who’s there?
    person: ...
    radiolazy
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    August 16, 2019
    What's the fastest cake? - Scone
    Graemeska
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    August 16, 2019
    What’s ET short for ?
    He’s only got little legs !

    sorry