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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    Melanie T
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    August 16, 2019
    My bus told me to have a good day. So I went home.
    Adie
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?

    Denis.
    Alyssa
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    August 16, 2019
    What’s brown and sticky?
    a stick
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?


    Chicken caesar salad!
    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    I went to the doctor because I had a cough.

    She said "You've got the flu, bronchitis, and onomatopoeia."

    "What's onomatopoeia?" I asked.

    "It's exactly what it sounds like", she replied.
    zachhalliwell
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you do if you see a space man?


    Park in it, man
    Melanie T
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    August 16, 2019
    Parallel lines have so much in common, shame they will never meet!!!
    Alyssa
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    August 16, 2019
    What happens when frogs park illegally?
    they get toad
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019

    What does your dog and your mobile phone have in common?


    They both have Collar ID...
    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Lad comes running in the room says " dad there's a man at the door with a bald head"....dad says "tell hom to go away son... I've already got one !"