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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    Levzi
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    August 16, 2019
    In a supermarket and bumped in to a old friend, i said what you doing ? He said im looking for my wife . I said so am i . I said what does she look like ?
    He said blond hair big boobs, big butt and long legs . He said what about yours ? I said forget her lets find yours!!!
    Chesterkate
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a three legged donkey?

    Wonkey!
    Scarlett12
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    August 16, 2019
    What do fish like to play when they get bored ?
    'Salom sez '
    Alyssa
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    August 16, 2019
    Why did the picture go to jail?
    .....because it was framed
    Lisalou93
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    August 16, 2019
    Two monkeys drawing a bath, one jumps in and says "ooh ah ah ah ah" the other says "put some cold in then!" 😁
    Jazz man Paul
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    August 16, 2019
    Got in to my classic car and reversed it out of the drive. It really tock me back
    Alyssa
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    August 16, 2019
    What did the ocean say to the shore?
    nothing it just waved
    phone 2468
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    August 16, 2019
    what did the snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots !!!
    Alyssa
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    August 16, 2019
    Why do bananas need sunscreen?
    Because they peel
    Melanie T
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    August 16, 2019
    A lady came into a bank and asked me to check her balanced, so I pushed her over.