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A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman “I’m lost! Have you seen my dad?”

The barman looks up and says “I don’t know; what does he look like?”

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My girlfriend has always wanted a breast reduction so I paid for it...

...she's only got the 2 now

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Whats brown and sticky?

A stick!

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What did the Elephant say to the naked man?
How can you eat with that?

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I’ve started a business building boats in my attic. Sails are through the roof ⛵️

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So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants scurrying around frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord, and they're my tenants.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick!

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What did they call the judge who had no thumbs....Justice Fingers....

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Two dinosaurs hiding from Tyrannosaurus Rex. First one says to second Doyouthinkhesaurus?

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My dog's got no dictionary.
How does he spell awful?

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Why was the mobile phone looking so relaxed?

It had just received a text massage!

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Whats brown and steams out of cowes

IoW ferry!

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Whats pink and hard in the morning?

The FT Crossword!

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Did you know that 85.71% of dwarves aren't Happy?

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Whats pink and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas?

Your head!

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A corrot!

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The ice cream man was found dead inside his van. Covered in Hundreds & Thousands, Sprinkles, Chocolate drops and a Flake.

Police believe he may of topped himself.

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Two parrots standing on a perch and one says "Can you smell fish?"

What do you call a mushroom comedian?

Fun - Guy

Looloobelle1980
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My mate David lost his ID, now he is Dav.

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Two goldfish in a tank and one says "You go up top and I'll steer"

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Why did the peanut get arrested?
because they got a-salted

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What's brown and very sticky....?...... A stick!

Here have a Fanta.... Coz that joke was Fanta-stick!

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

he just needed a little space

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what breed of dog jumps higher than a building?
Any because buildings don't jump!