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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    The-slink82
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    August 16, 2019
    A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman “I’m lost! Have you seen my dad?”

    The barman looks up and says “I don’t know; what does he look like?”
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    August 16, 2019
    My girlfriend has always wanted a breast reduction so I paid for it...

    ...she's only got the 2 now
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    August 16, 2019
    Whats brown and sticky?

    A stick!
    eman
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    August 16, 2019
    What did the Elephant say to the naked man?
    How can you eat with that?
    Jennyrs92
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    August 16, 2019
    I’ve started a business building boats in my attic. Sails are through the roof ⛵️
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    August 16, 2019
    So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants scurrying around frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord, and they're my tenants.
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

    A stick!
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What did they call the judge who had no thumbs....Justice Fingers....
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    August 16, 2019
    Two dinosaurs hiding from Tyrannosaurus Rex. First one says to second Doyouthinkhesaurus?
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    August 16, 2019
    My dog's got no dictionary.
    How does he spell awful?