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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    August 16, 2019
    Two goldfish in a tank and one says "You go up top and I'll steer"
    Jabber07
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    August 16, 2019
    Why did the peanut get arrested?
    because they got a-salted
    C.L.S
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    August 16, 2019
    What's brown and very sticky....?...... A stick!

    Here have a Fanta.... Coz that joke was Fanta-stick!
    Tonguepuncher90
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    August 16, 2019
    Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

    he just needed a little space
    sdubar
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    August 16, 2019
    what breed of dog jumps higher than a building?
    Any because buildings don't jump!
    s27das
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    August 16, 2019
    'Do not trust quotes you see on the Internet', Abraham Lincoln, 1862.
    s27das
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    August 16, 2019
    What's green, got six legs and if it jumped out of a tree, it would kill you?

    A snooker table.
    s27das
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    August 16, 2019
    What's red and invisible?

    No tomatoes.
    Emmacwillingham
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    August 16, 2019
    Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
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    August 16, 2019
    Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
    —where you left it