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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    August 16, 2019
    Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long ??
    Because then it would be a foot 😂
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    What network is Luke Skywalker on? Yodafone.
    Smallcog
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    August 16, 2019
    Whats Rupert Bears middle name ? —————————————-The.
    Lottielou
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    August 16, 2019
    How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
    Paint it's toe nails red.
    Caracecil
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    August 16, 2019
    How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Pokemon
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    August 16, 2019
    What do you call pig that does karate?
    Pork chop
    Nannydawn
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    August 16, 2019
    I took my children to the local zoo. There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu.
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    August 16, 2019
    What sort of cheese do you use to hide a horse?



    Marscapone
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    August 16, 2019
    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed... A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way."
    After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
    Skells
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    August 16, 2019
    I put all of my money into a new 'Crab In Your Pocket' business but it's not going half as well as I thought it would - I'm starting to feel the pinch.