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National Joke Day Competition.

  • August 15, 2019
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National Joke Day Competition.
Are you having a laugh?
Well, you should be. Because Friday 16 August 2019 is National Joke Day, the perfect time of year to tell your favourite joke. Post it below, and you could win one of two £50 prizes!
Even if it’s an old gag, it can still be a good one. But how old, exactly? Well, the world’s oldest recorded joke can be traced back as far as 1900BC. It was a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Southern Iraq, and believe it or not… it was a fart joke.

Here it is, but be warned, it hasn’t aged very well:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.

You probably had to be there, right?

So come on, surely you can do better! Post your best joke, and we’ll give 2 lucky winners a £50 Curry’s voucher. It will be selected randomly.

Over to you. Make your joke absolutely hilarious, but keep it clean and free of anything that could cause offense. Are fart jokes allowed, we hear you say? We’re not sure. You can risk it - or blow if off and choose another subject. It’s up to you.

Competition deadline is midday on 23rd August. The winner will be announced on this page, and we’ll also send them a private message with details of how and when they’ll get their £50 Curry’s voucher. T&Cs apply, and they’re not even the slightest bit amusing.
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    s27das
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    August 16, 2019
    My wife says I should be more relaxed about unimportant details.

    I'm starting tomorrow at 10:27:02 BST.
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut.
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a husband and wife who go fishing?
    Rod and Annette
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    My boss told me to have a good day,
    So i went home.
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

    Phillipe Flop
    Active Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What do you call a Bee hive with no exits?


    Unbelievable.
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    My mum told me follow your dreams,
    So i went back to bed.
    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    I got a new mobile phone for my wife.
    Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
    Pete-ay
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    What’s brass and sounds like Tom Jones?


    Trombones
    Craigph89
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    New Contributor
    August 16, 2019
    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off