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World Laughter Day 2024.

World Laughter Day 2024.
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  • May 5, 2024

What does a house wear?
Address!


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  • May 6, 2024

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’


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Two Mexican Firemen, what are their names?

Jose and Hose B


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Two birds sat on a perch, one of the birds asks the other 'can you smell fish??' 


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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!


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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!


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Little Johnny raises his hand and tells the teacher ‘please miss I ain’t got a pencil’

the teacher calls little Johnny to the front of the class and corrects him ‘you have no pencil, we have no pencils, they have no pencils’ 

little Johnny replies ‘so who’s got all the pencils?’.


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  • Why did the owl quit its job? It didn’t give a hoot.


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A man goes to the doctors and has his left side removed, he’s alright now


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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie!


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My 4 year olds favourite joke: Why did the Ice cream always carry an umbrella? Because there is always a chance of sprinkles!

 

 


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Two elephants fell off a cliff boom!boom


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3026 years into the future, everything will be really really good or really really bad, it’s 5050… 


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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato 😆😆


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My parents raised me as an only child, which really irritated my brother.


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My little nephew, he's four and learning Spanish at school, but he still can't say 'please' in Spanish - that's poor for four, I think. 


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If Apple built houses,

Would they have Windows?


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Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff................. tequila 🇲🇽


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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor😂


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Knock, knock. 

Who's there? 

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I had no idea you could yodel!


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How does the sea say goodbye- it waves ;)


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Two fish in a tank. One says, you  drive and I'll man the guns.


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An Englishman,Scotsman and Irishman in the Sahara desert find a magic lamp, they rub it and out pops a genie.

"You each have 3 wishes" says the genie.

The Englishman and Scotsman each wish for their finest bottle of beer, a glass and a bottle opener.

The genie then asks the Irishman what 3 wishes he would like....he replies "I wish for a can of Ireland's best beer, a glass and a car door"..

The Englishman and Scotsman both laugh and ask why the car door?.

The Irishman replies "so when it gets hot,I can wind the window down" 😉

 


Do Peter Pan jokes ever get old?