Undertakers
Just seen four undertakers walking around in circles for 3hrs in the cemetery, I thought "They've Lost The Plot".. Lol 😆 Went The Doctors the other day & complained that I was addicted to snooker.. The Doctor told me to get to the end of the Cue.. ha Ha 😆 Just got my son a job as a window 🪟 cleaner, I look at him up the ladder 🪜 so proud 👏 & think he's going up in the world 🌎. Just told the wife that everybody in our road has slept with the milkman apart from one, she replied with "that'll be Julie at number 26" The Wife's come into the room and said I can't believe this still fits me after 30yrs, I said "That scarf looks beautiful on you". just my luck, I was walking down the road the other day & stepped in a big pile of smelly dog 🐕 muck, 💩, as I was trying to get it off this massive guy with huge muscles 💪 stepped in it and looked at me, I said "I've just did that" next moment I'm waking up in A&E… Just purchased a brand new automatic BMW, but had to contact the dealership